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The Rules
The Rules
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The Rules - Est. 1996
Some rules were meant to be broken. These weren't.
Inspired by the golden age of slasher films, this design pays tribute to the classic horror movie survival rules every fan knows by heart. Featuring a vintage horror aesthetic, distressed artwork, and a blood-stained knife, this shirt is perfect for horror marathons, convention weekends, haunted attractions, or anyone who knows that everybody's a suspect.
Because when the phone rings, it's already too late.
Here's the info about the shirts we use:
Our tees are made from premium 100% ring‑spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel. The modern Euro‑fit gives a clean, tailored look, and double‑needle stitching adds durability. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes from XS–5XL across adults and youth.

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